What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

What has been your best sexual experience?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

Moonraker

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Will Miami’s latest effort at “culture change” work? - NBC Sports

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd